Let’s see where were we? Oh Yeah, Alex is getting chewed a
new one by her sister, while Musaafir is. Wait a second, where did he get off
to. Oh yeah that’s right. Now, you wouldn’t have known this since I’m just
barely telling you, but Musaafir didn’t just sit there as Alex went for the
door. You see, as Alex reached for the door Musaafir took this opportunity to
jet through the only opening he could find, which happened to lead into a small
dining room. After he realized that he could only escape through a small
window. He jumped clear through it, glass and all. Now you might ask yourself.
How smart is Musaafir? I mean how long does it take to open a window anyway?
Well the answer to question number one is a question in turn. How long would
you stop and think about opening the window when you could just dive straight
through it. After all, I just got through scaring you to death two days in a row
between the howling steam hound and the pounding on the door? You have plenty
of time to think about how stupid it would be to jump through a window. That’s
all right take your time. You have all the time in the world as you sit in your
comfy chair and eat who knows what, while you read this amazing story.
Speaking of which, how many friends have you referred to
this amazing story? I sure haven’t seen any new likes or follows. You see this
writing stuff really is hard, and it takes quite a bit out of a person. My
fingers are raw, (not really) I cry myself to sleep over the lack of follows
(only sometimes) and my brain hurts real bad (well tonight it does anyway,
because of the massive headache). But I keep writing. Trying to lure you to my
blog so that you’ll notice over on the right hand side the real reason….
Hold on just one cotton pickin minute here. I write because
I enjoy it. I want others to feel good and get a good laugh out of this amazing,
wonderful story. I could care less if they took the time to write comments,
email their friends about it, or buy my books that are only $2.99 on Amazon.com
right now. That’s right only $2.99 is all it takes to have countless hours of
enjoyment. One simple….
Wait, wait, wait this is not a commercial. Let’s just get
back to Musaafir, Alex, her sister and of course the steam hound. By the way
the answer to question two really does depend upon several factors such as: how
is it closed, is it painted shut, is it too heavy to lift, is it being held
down by anything (I don’t know maybe an elephant or something. Don’t ask
obnoxious questions) etc…etc…etc….
Anyway Musaafir dove through the window at the exact moment
that Alex’s sister started to accuse Alex of bringing down the entire
destruction of their people. The loud crash of course stopped her and she
quickly pulled the shotgun from her back. Alex, didn’t miss a beat either as
she focused on the inner energy within her. Within seconds, no nano seconds, a
small ice ball formed in the palm of her hand. Musaafir on the other hand,
immediately realized his mistake as he lay bleeding on the hard, cold ground.
How did he think it would end? Seriously! I’ll tell you how. You see Musaafir
had seen plenty of movies where people dove through windows and were just fine
afterward. So, he figured that he would be just fine as well. The problem with
his thinking is he forgot one very important thing. Movies are much different
than real life.
Movies are much different than real life! That's for sure!!
ReplyDeleteGetting new followers is always hard. I know this from personal experience, haha!
ReplyDeleteAnd LOL, the world would certainly be an interesting place if it were more like the movies...